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perfect killing machines

This is for certain friends who have been questioning my heterosexuality because I have kitties. From the NY Post.

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There are many things about cats that appeal to the manliest of men. To start, cats are extraordinary athletes. They can leap several times their height without a running start, right themselves in midair and lick between their own shoulder blades.

They are also perfect killing machines – the crack Marine unit of the animal world. They are armed like Samurai, with razor-sharp claws and fangs that they can delicately slide between the vertebrae of an animal’s neck. After all, cats are descendants of the tribe of the tiger – they sneak up silently on their prey and dispatch it with an efficiency that inspires awe and respect. You can see that savage power when you play with them. They “kill” their toys with pure, merciless joy. Watching a cat hunt and play is breathlessly beautiful.

Hear that guys? No video game does it more elegantly, and more ruthlessly.

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