I went to see some amateur female jello wrestling at this lesbian bar on Sunday. Such fun! More Brian Van photos here.
girl-on-girl jello wrestlingI went to see some amateur female jello wrestling at this lesbian bar on Sunday. Such fun! More Brian Van photos here. 19 comments to girl-on-girl jello wrestlingLeave a Reply |
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You’ve confirmed every stereotype I have of you… What is it with “straight” male fascination with lesbians … with two women going at it. Is it the hope they’ll lose their shirts and you get a cheap thrill? Sheesh. Disgusting. These poor objectified women in the pictures. Bet one day they’ll really regret you and the other camera nut folks there having snapped their pictures and forever plastering them on the Internet …
Awww, it was just fun to watch, I went there with my pseduo-lesbian best friend and we had a great time. I wouldn’t have minded seeing some boobies, sure, but we did not and it was still a ton of fun.
Does Ariana realize these women voluntarily did this?
For the record I didn’t take any pictures, these were by Brian Van.
But Ariana I think you are way too judgmental about the choices other people make. Who’s to say that someday you won’t be the one with regrets, that you didn’t have more fun in life? “These poor objectified women in the photos” — that’s very condescending, these were adults making their own choices. Sometimes it is fun to be objectified and oogled, in the right setting. You should go to an amateur burlesque show I think.
Ariana, why do you have to be so self-righteous? There are more important things to feel passionate about than to worry about how other women portray themselves. So what if Derek likes to watch jello wrestling, porn or whale-watching?? He is not harming anyone.
Lighten up because the world is not too rosy and innocent. Get with the program
It looks like the women are enjoying themselves to me– maybe I should become a lesbian and give it a try.
There are photos of past events here. I guess the jello wrestling isn’t always at a lesbian place, they have it at straight/mixed venues as well. Apparently at those events the girls are much more “girly,” “oh-i’m-doing-this-for-my-boyfriend.” Sunday you had a mix of girls who were hamming it up for the crowd (I think at least one of the wrestlers kissed in the ring) and some v. buff women who took it pretty seriously. The girl in the blue top in that photo, she was actually very athletic and v. good.
Ok I will be less self-righteous … part of me is just razzing the boy. Must say I am impressed that Derek is cool enough to choose that gay bar Cosmo for his party …
Here is its description:
The Scene
Imagine a less quaint, more gay version of “Cheers” (without all the ’80s hairdos). Well-groomed Hell’s Kitchen boys bring a date or come alone; the bartender takes care that everybody knows everybody before too long. Throbbing club music, a cool cement floor and a three-sided bar lit blue from underneath make it a fresh neighborhood place that could well be a television-sitcom set. Hunky patrons star in the real-life drama.
Well, we’re renting it out, so we’ll have it all to ourselves. Although there’ll be gay people there, that’s for sure. Drop me a line if you’ll be in nyc over the weekend and I’ll send you the details.
I actually think Cosmo pretty mixed, not at all like Therapy or Vlada, two gay HK bars I’ve also been to. I actually feel the gay bars can be much more fun than the straight bars, how many straight bars are there where you can get good entertainment without a cover? (Well maybe sports but the baseball season is lost to me). I actually found myself on a date, shirtless, on stage at Therapy this week. This was going to be the subject of a blog post but my date is having trouble retrieving the cameraphone picture …
Boy, do I suddenly feel like my dates are dull. Thanks for dropping by for a drink last night, by the way!
well just to clarify this was a second date, I wouldn’t have done that on a first… Thanks for the invite, that was fun!
[…] But at the moment my plate is completely empty. I was rather excited about the girl from Nikki Beach I took to a gay bar the other day, but it looks like she’s moving to L.A. (Boo!) And I have decided I need to give up on the v. confused pseudo-lesbian uber-hottie I’ve been pursuing for months now. […]
Jello Wrestling is one thing, but lube is so much better! http://www.astrolube.com sells kits to make personal lubricant-quality lube that is fabulous to wrestle in, and it’s VERY economical. Their entry level kit produces 5 gallons of the slick stuff and runs $40. If you want to go really big, go for the Gladiator kit, which will produce 55 gallons of lube for $250. 55 gallons is a lot of lube. Compare that to sourcing real sex lube even from cheaplubes.com and you’d expect to spend more than $3000! I’ve uses Astrolube several times at parties, and it’s awesome – much slipperier than jello (done that too) and totally easier to clean up – both people and gear, and it’s not sticky upon drying at all. If you don’t believe it, go to the site, click the samples link and send them your mailing info – they’ll send you enough of the powdered astrolube to make 8 oz for FREE so you can check it out first hand! (Supposedly the formula was discovered by a hot redhead molecular biology student from CU named Jessica Lorin who hosts such parties, though Playboy apparently misquoted her – it’s not petroleum based – she’s also the Coed of the Month on the Cyber site for January…wouldn’t I like to go to one of those parties…) Regardless, it’s so high viscosity that it looks like the stuff that pours off the Alien in those movies; stringy, yet washes off with water and nearly disappears when dry – nothing like sticky jello or KY!
Girard, don’t you think it’s a little dishonest to write pose as a customer like this? What are you, the site’s webmaster? C’mon.
Made me run out and buy some …….
Powdered lube? What will they think of next…
Hi Derek,
Dishonest, no, as I am an Astrolube customer and Astrolube is fabulous stuff. You’re right though, I’m also their novice webmaster. (did the website or required email give me away? I’m sure you as admin of your blog sees all that stuff!:) It’s probably hard to throw an Astrolube party in Hell’s Kitchen, though might be worth a try some hot sunday afternoon! Perhaps we can sponsor such an event in the future. Seriously.
FYI, all personal lube is originally a powder, as that is what makes it so slippery. What Jessica’s done is to figure out what that ingredient is, source it alone and package it up so anyone can access it in large quantities. It can also be used as a fresh personal lubricant, free of preservatives such as parabens and propylene glycol – two petrochemical ingredients that I really don’t care to have inside or on me in such sensitve spots. Parabens are benzene-based compounds that are associated with cancer; propylene glycol is an alcohol and classified as an irritant. These compounds are in all lubricants of which we are aware, yet need not be. Obviously keeping them away from your reproductive tract (if one intends to ever use it) is advisable.
Thanks for the forum! I also appreciate your feedback, I’ll work on crafting more sophisticated poser prose – yours is the first blog I’ve posted. 🙂 Send me your address, I’ll send you a free sample.
Ooooo methinks Girard has a crush on you Derek. I bet he wants to sponsor a lube party at your Hells Kitchen pad. Get ready kitties!
Okay fair enough … maybe “dishonest” was a little harsh but it’s always best to be up-front about the ties to the pruducts you’re promoting… But sure I’ll try it out, why not? I’ve only been to see the NYC jello-wrestle girls once but they actually don’t use jello but gel-like polymer crystals which aren’t slippery.