Mofo Resolutions for 2008

Per Derek’s request, I am posting my probable New Year’s Resolutions for 2008…

• Stuff ballots for Mike Huckabee in the New Hampshire primary;
• Vote for John Edwards just to piss off Hillary;
• Whenever I order Domino’s, give the White House switchboard number as my home phone;
• Use the phrase ‘You’re just stupid’ more freely;
• Watch old episodes of Sesame Street while dropping acid;

And also…

• Visit a place I’ve never seen before. Probably Bolivia in March, but I may go back to Vancouver in summer since I don’t count my visit last week, on business;
• Read five good books, at least one of them fiction;
• Join one new group activity to see if I like it. This year it was salsa lessons and a bar trivia team, with much success;
• Take better care of my car;
• Learn Spanish, beyond the usual phrases that will get me slapped or kicked out of a bar.